Monday, December 13, 2010

Literature

I'm really good at literary BS. I took a literature test a few weeks ago, I had read maybe half of the short stories, and I got a hundred. I should probably get a phD in Literature Analysis.

I'd write my dissertation on 'How to BS Literary Knowledge'.

It would say:

"Like this."

And then spend the other four minutes drawing the cover art.





Why yes, I do have a zillion assignments due tomorrow and finals this week, thank you for asking. Does this procrastination make me look hipster?

Edit:: I forgot his mane a little. Also he's a pygmy unicorn.

Edit:: My friend B.O. (Haha, his initials) said he was lacking sparkles. I told him not to make fun of my unicorn, he's disabled, and he should be jealous because my sparkle-deficient pygmy unicorn gets better parking spaces than he does.

1 comment:

  1. You'll be happy to know that my friend in band is writing a song about me called Katie's Unicorn Love Song. And she's never even met you.

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