People that Need to be Real: G Edition

Gary

Let's face it. Gary's a BAMF. He's basically better than you at everything, and he gets women while he does it, too. He's apparently the same age as Ash (Like, ten) but he gets action anyway, because he's the hottest ten-year-old you've ever met. You're jealous of him.

GLaDOS

She basically controls your world. She only puts you down when it's appropriate for the test. She would never, ever try to murder you. You remember that one time you thought she was going to murder you? She was all "I'm going to kill you now!" And you were all "..." and she was all "Just kidding!"

Those were great times.

Do those video game references make me look hipster?