Furiijio Likes to Run

At least he's hardy.

Also long walks on the beach, and pretty flowers.

Guys, it has no legs.

If ever there was a randomized personality, it was this Pokemon's. Seriously though, there is a bigger problem here:

Pokemon have one-sentence personalities.

Your beloved creatures are simplified to "Eats pastries on Sundays", or "Slaughtered its entire family". This game obviously doesn't understand the emotional depth of your Pokemon. They don't get that your Pokemon get sad if they sit in your box for forever, or get jealous if they're never given a chance to fight. They just "Like to run", without legs.

In Furiijio's case, his personality is a cruel joke on his life. He likes to run, but will never have the opportunity-- he simply hovers. His only defining characteristic is his wish to gallop, to saunter, but he has to go through life floating. The only way it could be worse would be if his personality sentence was "likes to play in volcanoes", or something, but this is pretty horrible.

It's like they're making fun of the disabled.

I would like a moment of silence for Furiijio.

Not everybody has legs.

Does this attachment to fictional characters make me look hipster?

People that Need to be Real: G Edition

Gary

Let's face it. Gary's a BAMF. He's basically better than you at everything, and he gets women while he does it, too. He's apparently the same age as Ash (Like, ten) but he gets action anyway, because he's the hottest ten-year-old you've ever met. You're jealous of him.

GLaDOS

She basically controls your world. She only puts you down when it's appropriate for the test. She would never, ever try to murder you. You remember that one time you thought she was going to murder you? She was all "I'm going to kill you now!" And you were all "..." and she was all "Just kidding!"

Those were great times.

Do those video game references make me look hipster?