I'm really good at literary BS. I took a literature test a few weeks ago, I had read maybe half of the short stories, and I got a hundred. I should probably get a phD in Literature Analysis.
I'd write my dissertation on 'How to BS Literary Knowledge'.
It would say:
"Like this."
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| And then spend the other four minutes drawing the cover art. |
Why yes, I do have a zillion assignments due tomorrow and finals this week, thank you for asking. Does this procrastination make me look hipster?
Edit:: I forgot his mane a little. Also he's a pygmy unicorn.
Edit:: My friend B.O. (Haha, his initials) said he was lacking sparkles. I told him not to make fun of my unicorn, he's disabled, and he should be jealous because my sparkle-deficient pygmy unicorn gets better parking spaces than he does.
